February 2012
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I need to start liking people who will actually feel the same way back, not people who are waaay too good for me. Oopsy.
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You’re cynical and cranky and impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I think there’s a very good chance that I’m falling in love with you.
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Oh, you have tattoos?
Excuse me whilst I take my clothes off.
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Aw my little brother just saw my tattoo and asked me why have I trapped a bird under my skin. What a cutie:’).
home-recordings asked: Calpol? How old are you lol, those things are for like kids. You should just smoke pot instead.
home-recordings asked: I'll do your science for you...hahah ;p
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If someone does my science coursework for me, I will give you a blowjob or something. Omg :(.
Gran is sat moaning at me because I’m apparently going to fail all my exams so I said “well I don’t need good grades to be a prostitute Grannypoo.” That soon shut her up, mwahah.
Hello, I'm single.
Forever.
So uhm yeah, I’ve been like near enough a week cut free. It’s ridiculous, I feel lost without that new cut, that stinging feeling when I get in the shower, the bloodstained skin. I keep crying and getting into arguments with my mum and my Gran, everything seems to be annoying me more than usual at the moment and I’m feeling more paranoid and irritating than ever. I’m...
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Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin’ deal! I’m sure he was begging for it, I heard it was like a pencil anyway.
